April 2012
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March 2012
2 posts
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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danarchist asked: Why did you show up in my dream, steal me from my girlfriend during an idyllic swing set session, and then laugh at her?
August 2011
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Her? →
July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
4 posts
“for those of you who don’t know what a platitude is, it’s a platypus...”
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
3 posts
Do you think that all the one/two word combinations in english have already been taken by bands/musicians? I can’t seem to think of any other possibility to explain why every band to come out in the last couple years has an unnecessarily long name.
I surmise there are no more original names available under 3 words. Especially when you are trying to set up your sweet new band with a twitter...
“Sarcasm is a free public service i provide to those within earshot. No need to...”
February 2011
3 posts
January 2011
6 posts
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competing theories
My office is down the street from the world headquarters/flagship store/pretention mecca that is Whole Foods. For years, I have been wary of frequenting this establishment. Today, after another lunch so bland I almost fell asleep while eating, I have come up with a couple theories as to why it bothers me so much.
Theory 1: Spices as Kryptonite
Theory 2: Spices shortage due to body...
“A sore throat means cancer until the doctor says ‘don’t be so...”
– Ricky Gervais
December 2010
15 posts
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the...”
– the sultan of satire, Mark Twain
“Every time I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead”
– Barney Stinson
Hey, you're, like, interesting and stuff...
Inspired by this quote from Amelie: “With a prompter in every cellar window whispering comebacks, shy people would have the last laugh. “
Now, flash forward to 2010. The majority of inter-personal communication these days occurs in various text-based formats (text messaging, email, instant messager, fb posts, twitter DM, etc). You tweet your friends. You GChat your boss. You Facebook...
you're not alone
There’s a secret terror lurking around every corner. Every winter, it only gets worse. Once familiar doorknobs, refrigerators, faucets, and light switches become objects of fear.
Electro-static shock. The shock you get when touching metal objects. While for most people, this is a rare, minutely irritating occurrence, a select few seem to attract electrostatic charges by the dozens. Daily...
“of course you’re insane. you’re bonkers. all the best people are.”
“i can’t go to a bad movie by myself. what, am i gonna make sarcastic...”
– Jerry Seinfeld
November 2010
20 posts
“The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing...”
– Rumi
“it is better to be obscene than not heard”
“How do you get life insurance? Don’t they know you’re living in the...”
“Knower of things. Sparkling conversationalist.”
– Mitra’s new business card?
i live in a world where "mumblecore" is actually a...
i think we’ve taken our obsessive need to categorize and subdivide things/ideas/whathaveyou just a little too far.
and if you are a person who has ever used the word “cassavetes-esque” or some related derivation, we can no longer be friends.
